Introducing Asteroid
The New Rapid-Acting Hemorrhoid Treatment
Because An Itchy Butt Usually Happens At The Wrong Time
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Rapid-acting relief for pain, itching and discomfort
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Cools, soothes, protects
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FDA-approved, all natural and steroid-free
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Discreet product design with elegant packaging
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Top-selling solution in the UK, Australia, and New Zealand
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Non-prescription convenience shipped directly to your home
Asteroid Removes The Stigma Of A Common Condition
At some point in their lives, 3 out of 4 adults* suffer from itchy butts or hemorrhoids. Yet it’s something no one wants to talk about, but that can be so simple to address. We have a new solution – a product you can buy discreetly online that’s easy to use, clean, and above all – it works.
*Mayo Clinic Research
Don’t Let An Itchy Butt Stop You From Living Your Best Life
Asteroid Ointment™ is a cooling barrier treatment for the pain, burning, soreness, and itching associated with external hemorrhoids and minor irritation. Its rapid-acting relief means you can get back in the saddle and on with your life, fast.
Asteroid was created in the UK and has taken New Zealand and Australia by storm to become a top-selling solution in New Zealand.
Perfect for at home, or on the go, Asteroid brings an elegant and effective anxiety-free solution to an uncomfortable problem.
The Asteroid Difference
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Pharmacist designed, customer tested. Ideal for both women and men.
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Offers a more natural option. Asteroid do not contain steroids. Effective natural ingredients include menthol and manuka honey.
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Created as an ointment, feels like a cream. Users have reported experiencing relief from between 30 to 90 seconds of use as Asteroid creates a protective layer to encourage healing.
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Designed with you in mind. You won’t be embarrassed if someone finds a tube on your bathroom counter. When traveling, you won’t bat an eye if a TSA agent sees this in your clear plastic bag. (And you know you’ll be more comfortable on your flight!)